first things first i’m a princess

(via cl--a)


My anaconda don’t want none unless you got enough money to keep me financially stable and be able to set up a good retirement fund for me

(via in-vigorate)

Guys On Makeup

(Source: girlcodeonmtv, via fudgepuff)

"… its too early for this bullshit."

- Me, no matter what time it is (via natashakills)

(via yelled)



Somewhere between fuck you and I’d fuck you

somewhere between ‘go fuck yourself” and ‘no wait let me do it’

(via in-vigorate)

"Why are we talking to each other in English?"

- Two non English speakers who share the same first language while chatting on the net, probably (via ignitiondorks)

(via confessionsofadirtymind)

(Source: amypoehler, via yelled)